When it’s a chat game, I guess titles for your character are considered content.

I fired someone for ignoring their work, falsifying the records, and instead driving around all day in the company van playing Pokémon Go. Yes, the van has GPS. Yes, they were aware of this fact.

I should add, they had worked there for nearly 30 years, and transferred to my team. The individual had probably been shirking their duty in this way for their entire career, but the Pokémon Go thing was going on for several years at least. Their previous manager didn’t look into why someone with barely any customers was always so busy.

To be clear to anyone with minds being blown: air is gas and gas is a type of fluid. Water is liquid and liquid is also a type of fluid.

We likely won’t know for sure until the weekend.

Have a great week!

I’m still here for this comment, but it’s Rube Goldberg.

They absolutely care about the enslavement of innocent woodland creatures for human entertainment and monetary profit. These people complain there are no elephants at the circus being beat anymore.

He’s prolific in a way only exorbitant wealth allows.

Did you not read the article?

Brother, he ain’t even gonna read your reply, let alone the article.

Ew, biometrics.

Damn, that’s a critical error. Good catch.

The fact this is coming from Fortune is peak talking-out-of-both-sides-of-your-mouth. “We’re living in a gilded age, now here’s our ranking of the top 500 companies ensuring the boot stays on your neck.”

Might be market specific, I would regularly get 30% off coupons at my nearest one and not at the one further away owned by a different franchisee.

It’s easier to block the sentient skid marks so they only have one another to argue with.

This is why you’ll never be The Onion, Beaverton.

Double Deluxe with bacon, no mayo, no cheese, side of BBQ sauce and cheddar cheese sauce, dress with the sauce yourself. I don’t trust the workers to not make it a gloopy mess.

I prefer Freddy’s over Culver’s if they’re both an option, however.

Good work, that’s very close! >!OK, How Bout No? Eat Shit and Die, motherfucker.!<

All homes are disposable.

Now, castles…

This is like getting stuck with strangers at your table at a Luau. Getting to know them slowly, you have all been to where the other is from, but neither place is interesting enough to ever visit again, and you live too far away to make friendship realistic. And even though you know you’d be great friends, you part ways and can never remember their names.

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I treat it the same way I would laser printer toner, at the very least I don’t want it on my desk.