But it reeeaaally pissed someone off and that’s what matters

Now I wanna make a Pikachu face meme of him wearing a maga hat and one of those retarded UA fReEdOm tshirts

Ring-winger gun-nuts: the 2nd amendment is meant to keep us protected from a tyrannical government!!!

This is the second attempt on the life of your wannabe god-emperor…are things starting to click into place yet or are you ready to admit it was never about “rights” and “freedoms” you just really like having guns

When he does, he has to use his free hand to cover up the other dude in the video, because beating off while another guy’s dick is in view is totally gay

STILL LOOKING

ITS FOR A CHURCH HONEY!

NEXT

Didn’t watch it, but the headlines, posts and memes are prime choice so far!

But one thing I haven’t seen mentiones yet is something I only stumbled upon when a browser was showing headline snippets. Harris outright said that both she and Walz are gun owners, they’re not “taking anyone’s guns” and outright told that orange turd to stop with his blatant lies. As a blue gun owner…then fills me with joy.

• Can i really double my ram for free by deleting deltree.exe?

• Send me a nude pic girl, my email is XxPussyDestroyer420xX@hotmail.com

• Steve Case instant messaged me saying my password needs to be reset, better send it to him!

search AOL private room: Zeraw1 Running FateX

doubles!

Listen to Jesus Jimmy, Im the face on the shroud of Turin

Listen to Jesus Jimmy, do I need to test your urine!

The Refer Madness Musical. It’s hilarious. Kristen Bell, Brian Weber, Ana Gastyer, the dude from Tales from the Crypt, and Neve Campbell.

Man am I glad I killed my FB back In 2012 when it was mostly pictures of peoples babies and people acting like hating Obama was a personality trait

“You’re such an easily triggered snowflake”

says the 1 million people who absolutely lost their shit at a 6-pack of bud light in canada

I thought i had it on my drive but apparently not.

The whole premise was on some rando day all screens with sound on earth (kinda live V), started broadcasting a message from the ambassador from the Concordium, and it’s all one giant monologue from him. He just says that anytime they find advances, intelligent life in the galaxy they monitor them for roughly 11 of our years to ensure they’re advanced enough and are able to exist within their structure and harmony. But it took less than 3 for them to determine we are not, cannot and never will functionally capable of it. One cited example is there at 10 individuals on the planet with enough wealth and resources to legitimately end hunger and poverty, and advance the civilization 100 years in maybe 10, but they’d rather burn the planet and let over 1/3 of the population suffer just to increase their already obscene wealth. Others include individuals damaging or killing themselves and others in displays of barbarism for mere entertainment, hate based on superficial features, and constant warring not towards the advancement of peace and prosperity but material goods and archaic resources that only further destroy the planet. As a result, our solar system is considered quarantined; they will not enter it, nor are we allowed to leave. If we attempt to they will eliminate us so we don’t poison the rest of the galaxy as we have our own planet. Only twice have they encountered warring species similar to us, and both times their intention was to try and build advanced warships to conquer their way out of their solar system, but because of their nature they both ended up destroying themselves and their planets for control.

It ends with the transmission being cut, and the ambassador being asked if he thinks this could make humans unify and work towards the goal of bettering themselves to the point of being welcomed into the Concordium. He replies it has never happened in their recorded history

Well they did say that most governments were wiped out in WW3 so that probably had a big impact on why

I wrote a short story about that. The basic premise being all intelligent life is part of a concordium, and they monitor a planet when life is discovered to see if they’re ready to join. But it took a disturbingly short period of time for them to determine we aren’t fit. They said they’ll quarantine our solar system and if we ever breach the boarders we’ll be wiped out.

You couldn’t make Clueless because shopping malls are dead (or at least nowhere near as cool as they used to be)

Not in smaller towns, but big malls in bigger cities are still thriving.

• Half the population claims it’s all a hoax and lets zombies bite them because anything else is a violation of their freedoms

• Large swaths of gun owners take to the streets, and half of them die quickly because they put more money into the number of guns they had or making them tacticool instead of putting rounds through them or sighting them in.

• It gets overly politicized.

• The literal collapse of civilization, yet some corners of the government and billionaires are still trying to milk out the last drop of money