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Yes, it is very sad about the deaths, but the Orphan Crushing Machine is vital to our economy.

Sir, I believe they refer to this as, “dunking.”

I’m good, how are you?

Before we go any further, let me explain to you the guidelines for involuntary committment for suicidal ideation.

Hmmmmm

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South Park: Stick of Truth and The Fractured But Whole I’d guess people either hate it or laugh their way through it.

A society grows great when old men plant tree they will not sit in the shade of.

No, but they get credit for raising all that money with the non-profit. Walmart gets to send out press releases about the donation that are gobnled up by lazy journalists. Walmart executives get the fringe benefits that come with a large donation such as party invites and chumming around with other donors. Also, they are getting free mentions in this very comment.