Well, the first paragraph of the article is pretty much all true…

The increase in fuel you need for the physical exertion of riding a bike increase your waste output tho.

Yep, as soon as you feel the leg cramp coming, just stand up. Also works for foot cramps.

Will this include pardons for the millions of people currently in prison for weed possession?

Finds rare woman who can orgasm from only penetration without any clitoral stimulation.

Complains.

Bro just enjoy the sex and make sure to communicate. Leave the clit alone if it doesnt work.

All women are different and their pleasure parts work (or in some cases, dont work) in different ways.

Ukulele

I browse by all, so mostly I’ve just blocked a shit ton of porn instances, communities, and accounts.

Carmeldansen in its original form is legitimately a good song and I actually love the whole album its from.

You wont see it, you’ll die first because they’re rich enough to prolong their demise.

Lol what if microsoft accidenttly gives people a way around that. Want to screenshot something from netflix? Just watch it then look where recall stores all the screenshots!

Also, whats stopping the feature from continuing to run in the background while just not displaying any user-facing controls? If its part of file explorer you wouldnt even see it in the task manager list of current applications.

Maybe I dont want a promotion? I just wanna write code and get paid. Please dont give me more responsibilities.

I dont care if the feature I’ve worked on gets canceled. The lost work is management’s problem, not mine; I still get paid the same.

I knew a Thor in highschool. I think his name was actually Anthor? I could be wrong. Knew his brother also, named Mordecai. They had a lot more sibling I never learned their names. They were an…interesting family.

Sorry thats an off the clock social activity. But if you don’t show up then you aren’t a team player and won’t be considered for promotions.

I’d imagine that gay men, if any, might be interested. But no I think most guys don’t want to taste their own dick.

It not too late to learn a new skill or pick up a new hobby. If you hear of something that sounds fun, dive in!

Similar; caress all around the boob, getting close to the nipple on occasion but not actually touching it. Tease it.

Rocks rock! I know its a small collection, but i actually have a ton of indiana geodes and michigan beach stones in boxes that I’ve collected I still need to sort through to see if any are worth displaying

Ok but hes actually got it backwards. Standard time is those four months in winter, and we use daylight savings time during the summer.