This is brilliant good sir!

Does profusely apologizing for puking on their dress count as conversation?

If yes then I’ll have you know I’m quite the socializer.

Perhaps Body wash would have been a better term to use.

However in the general parlance of the word “soap” it still lathers and washes just like normal body soap does but they’ve somehow figured a way to keep the pH acidic and skin/good bacteria friendly. A bit more pricey but if you have sensitive skin or you find your body odor creeps in too soon after a shower, give it a try. Your skin will thank you for it.

Sebamed Face and Body Wash for Sensitive Skin pH 5.5 https://a.co/d/4dVBpAO

Get a low pH(5.5) body soap.

It will allow you to properly wash yourself off but still maintain a healthy environment for the good bacteria.

Normal soaps are like a 9-10 pH. Which wreaks havoc on the good bacteria. And allows the bad an opportunity to colonize your skin

Astartes vs Sauron, who would win?

https://mander.xyz/c/science_memes

There’s been a flood of my posts reviving an old meme of Saddam Hussein’s hiding spot in Iraq.

Saddam incoming in

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Yup here we go with the they’re equally bad fallacy

Retartar?

Generally reminiscent of calamari. However if FTL fluid pouches are perforated during butchering, it can result in the flesh having hints of cherry or apricot with a splash of time dilation.

We recommend the less adventurous amongst you avoid the quantum entanglement seed pods as its certainly an acquired taste, akin to the flavors of lutefisk or durian. Overconsumption can cause unwanted side effects such as experiencing CMB-radiation flashes in your peripheral vision.

Please note that the tentacle like appendages are not suitable for human consumption as they contain high concentrations of element 166. Which is theorized to induce quantum tunneling at the macroscopic scale. May result in indeterminate teleportation to areas outside the observable universe or potentially other realities. Do not consume.

I hated those opening logos on older games because the game always waited for all the openings to finish before starting its initialization process. So those 30 seconds spent on the openings could have half the game initialized by then.

If you’re on Android, go to settings and network, find and enable private dns mode using this host address

dns.adguard-dns.com

It should block the majority of ingame/inapp ads, etc

Edit: Minor Caveat. This isn’t fool proof nor is it 100% effective.

But takes you all of 30 seconds and does not require root permissions, side loaded apps, etc. Its all about the cost benefit ratios.

Don’t leave us hanging

Elvis didn’t do no drugs!

Someone paid thousands for this…

There are a few good analogies I’ve heard to help explain this concept.

"Picture a wave. In the ocean. You can see it, measure it, its height, the way the sunlight refracts when it passes through. And it’s there. And you can see it, you know what it is. It’s a wave.

And then it crashes in the shore and it’s gone. But the water is still there. The wave was just a different way for the water to be, for a little while." (Quoted from The Good Place)

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La bamba!

So after collecting all the dragon buns I can make a wish right?

I am a health nut and these Hemp bars have so many nutritional benefits. Want to try one?