That’s a good question, odd how all that vote fraud claims stopped after the election. We all know Republicans project.

An armed minority is harder to oppress.

Your wife’s boyfriend.

Thank god, all these employees lost their jobs so Satya Nadella can pad out their already insanely high salary.

We don’t want Satya to starve like the rest us of plebs!

Gandalf: Hello Frodo, what’s happening? Ummm, I’m gonna need you to go ahead and take this ring to a volcano in Mordor. So if you could start around 9 that would be great, mmmk… oh oh! and I almost forgot ahh, I’m also gonna need you to go ahead and just do it, kay. We ahh lost some people this week and ah, we sorta need to play catch up.

Someone is doing with some gusto!

The answer is, vampires are not rude. You have to invite them for some sucky sucky.

I have and don’t call me Shirley.

This is why we vote for Kang.

People should normalize finding love through online communities.

You can’t have drawing submissions unless some draws a penis.

That’s why I support nuking the whales.

Shocked! That the guy who owns Twitter isn’t making this a priority.

Wait, it all makes sense when the owner, Elon Musk makes a tone deaf joke about impregnating Taylor Swift.

Thanks Microsoft. I am going to have to upgrade my computer now. However, Windows isn’t being upgraded to 11 when it it comes to this.

I didn’t think the leopard would eat MY face.

• Elon Musk, sometime in the future

Frank is a busy man. Denying medical treatments, sitting on death panels. Is there nothing Frank can do?

Oh yeah, Frank can’t approve medical treatment.

I would like to see the source for this meme.

I thought Monopoly ended when someone decides to flip the board and start a revolution.

That’s sad. Pulling the lever was such fantastic part of the experience. Now we can’t call them “One Arm Bandits.”

We use to live in a society.

but those trapped to the company that held power over them.

So slaves with extra steps.