In Germany we say things like “we meet on the twelfth fifth” (Zwölfter Fünfter), which is the twelfth day of the fifth month. Often times the year is also shortened to only the last two digits, so it could be twelfth fifth twenty-four in dd-mm-yy format.

Of course we also use the names of the months, but sometimes we just number them.

I usually drink a large cup of coffee and 1 liter of water until 10 a.m. Have to pee all morning.

Nothing bad at least. Maybe a slightly annoyed comment, but usually the pictures turn out to be quite funny, since I am in the middle of eating.

Once we ordered two cappuccino, they came with latte art. Just when she was about to take a picture of her cup, I stirred it with a spoon :D.

The reaction was priceless, but I was smart enough to not touch my cup, so we just swapped and i didn’t do it again. Absolutely hilarious though.

This is 100% my girlfriend. I just stopped to care and eat. Idgaf