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  • I have no idea what os I actually am because private matches mess with it. But I usually fulfill the role of air support and it always goes one of two ways:

    1. opponents don’t bother with air, I scramble to build bombers and gunners.
    2. Oppononents do build air and my fleet of fighters does something.

    I really want to be the economy daddy but unfortunately I am not good at it. I’ll have to try your strat next time I’m core front instead of flooding assault tanks with no backup.



  • I was introduced to BAR like 3 months ago and I still have no idea wtf I’m doing.

    Online matches typically vary between these 3 experiences:

    1. Your teams seem evenly matched in skill, 3 people on each team still have no units to speak of 30 minutes in.
    2. One team has a true 20 openSkill player. They are consuming the other team’s players whole at the 18 minute mark.
    3. It has been 3 hours, your’s and your allies’ units are a river flowing forth from your bases. They clash with the sea of enemies in a flurry of dazzling sounds. The frontline has held exactly at the middle for the past hour.


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    8 months ago

    Sixe effects of taking worm bile may include but are not limited to; nausea, lightheadedness, sweats, blackouts, intestinal blockage, merging the memories of all Reverend Mothers before you with your own, lovers wiping their tears in your unconcious mouth.