I want to build a house that has stairs that go nowhere and a bunch of hidden passages and rooms that only makes sense if you live there

Guy Fawkes would approve

Just stating the obvious

I love how butthurt everyone gets in the apple community

Wow, it looks exactly the same

All the contententious debates like these start to fall apart when you think about it too much and realize that these problems only exist because some idiots a few centuries ago made some selfish decisions and we keep insisting on perpetuating them

I’m 25 and I’m deaf, can’t sleep, can’t eat, everything hurts, hands don’t work, and fucking wheat is trying to kill me. But hey, at least my dogs are adorable little idiots and I’m about to move somewhere much safer and happier (where water actually falls from the sky) with my best friend.

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Most actually hinder my ability to read by being distractingly ugly. That might be the adhd tho

As someone with dyslexia, this is just my life trying to read any sentence

But I saw him jump over those rocks in the movie, Free Willy has to exist!

I would kill for 15 hours of sleep

To be fair, they do have to come up with a relatively unique title for each article and neither of these titles are particularly extreme. It could be argued that these are unbiased and they just need to market it to a world with no attention span.

What would be more telling is the content of the articles themselves. Which, if human nature is anything to go by, are almost certainly quite biased.

Evolution turned out wildly different in an alternate universe where E comes before C except after I

I’m not sure I like my factory defaults anymore

The first time I heard the term gooey it was from someone I don’t like so now I can’t stand it. All I can think about is buying that dude a toothbrush, but then he’d probably go on about how toothbrushes are actually bad for your health.

Are ya ready kids!

Currently working on the second option. I bet if money was taken out of the equation the industry would change pretty quick, but then the billionaires wouldn’t get their precious yearly raise.

They went to the panel to learn how to use it properly

Thankfully, no. I actually can eat, it’s just very not fun and there’s like a 50/50 chance of throwing up. The doctors just keep telling me to change my diet like that’ll solve everything (it won’t, I tried).

I just want to be able to eat food