I used soundboards with my friends. My favorite was Betty Grovenstein, she was a sex hotline worker with a nasally New Englander accent.
Well hello there sexy. 🤤
Agreed. I really like eating a banana and drinking milk with it. Low key but hella satisfying, decent nutrition and zero prep.
Oh god, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Thanks stranger. 🤮
I don’t miss the often-regurgitated response of “Gee, thanks stranger” that Redditers would say after receiving gold. It would always annoy me.
Goddamn Rust!
Good one, bud! 🌹
Yeah I have a signature fragrance…
Great title, OP.
I stay in bed as long as possible with my SO looking at stupid memes or talking and just snuggling sometimes more. I wouldn’t change the closeness for the world, puts me in a good mood to start the day. Reminds me that the love is what matters, not work bs.
My SO knows what my farts smell like, does that count?
In the South they say “bless your heart,” which is kind of the opposite. It’s like calling someone a simpleton.
On the flip side, you’ll get free lip fillers and fresh honey.
Why do these possum memes bring me so much joy… 😆
I see possum memes and upvote.
I see possum memes, I upvote.
Happy dia de la independencia 🇲🇽