May I offer you a previously viral, now stale meme with your updoot simulator?

I do not fear monsters under my bed or in my darkened closet, nor do I fear retirement, which is just as imaginary.

Average parabola denier.

You’re probably gonna wanna pick up a pack of that Charmin as well.

Except in the neurolinked soldier will still be playing Mario Cart in their mind tossing banana peels into refugee camps.