Neanderthals wanted to live forever and now we have bigfoot.

You’re allowed to call it 5Ah at this point.

There was a jump noise. He was huffing and puffing then too.

It really does read like a combination of vagina and penis though.

Something like Open Pages would be more descriptive.

Don’t worry, it’s back. Those things refuse to die.

Lots of negative scores over there. On the joke community. Way to feed the trolls everyone.

“Why clean the house unless you’re expecting visitors?”

SO YOU HAVE A CLEAN HOUSE BITCH WHAT THE FUCK?!

He knows what he’s doing. He wants to be president, and the only two things standing in the way are an election win and one of the names on that list.

They sold those spices for profit, that’s how empires work.

Shouldn’t sides be concubi?

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Now about that extensions button…

My latest is Help I Sexed My Boss, an agony aunt style write in show with two male hosts from entirely opposite walks of life who no one believes are friends irl.

Isn’t every farm a manure farm?

Data is depressing.

red/violet

I want to see a photo!

There are still dumb TVs, they just cost the same as a smart TV.

L Y I N G

We need a “killed by microsoft” site that tracks everything from the Kin phone that went on the market for 2 weeks before they pulled it to the pub they already had built on the Redmond campus and scrapped just before opening it.

Wednesday!