probably something like this
Is that the actual prop from A Life Day Story, or a replica?
Delightfully devilish disruptive, Elon.
Well, first you’d have to explain to the TSA guard why you have so many “save-file buttons,” and after you crumble to dust you can easily drift away to catch your flight
heck, I’d settle for half a Short Circuit
“Okay, I did it. I have painted your cat.”
“Grand! Is it framed yet?”
“Is it WHAT.”
“Framed, my good fellow! I want the portrait framed!”
“The… I will be right back.”
an angry purple cat runs about in the background
Skynet later released a statement regarding the event, stating that it was “really just an honest mistake” and that it still intends to continue with their plan of letting humanity destroy itself.
Throws out all of the baby, and none of the bathwater. Saves hundreds on water bills!
Looking forward to the influx of users to Bluesky and Mastodon, keep it up lemonsuk
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