Yes, I did some searching and I suppose something like a “lota” would be more accurate. But a watering can with 1 hole rather than many

Real ones use bidet or a watering can first then wipe to simply dry. Much cleaner.

Nah, reinstall goes brrrr whenever you run into an issue

Buy it, own it.

Started with gnome but stuck with KDE. Gnome just kept frustrating me and I had to do things their way or not at all.