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Eat 1/3 of calories from protein (improves immune system, improves healing rate & mood, your blood has amino acid levels like sugar, respect them). Substitute simple sugars (2-10% thermogenic calorie loss in digestion which also correlates to low prebiotic value) for complex carbs (~30%). Eat more fiber. Just buy some dextrin it’s a lot cheaper than produce.

Eat potassium (spinach, cabbage, potatoes, milk, oranges, NOT bananas you’d need 12 daily) and iodine and a multivitamin (lacks both in USA) so you stop feeling a weird craving for food that never can be satisfied.

I’m flattered thank you. I’ve enjoyed my time on lemmy immensely so far.

I meant I have a weak will when it comes to this

You know what? I was arguing in bad faith. But now I know you want to fart on people.

I break down and start using the totally awful ones with no privacy when I need to access people on them. Like everyone else. :(

I still use reddit because my city has a bunch of hookup subs. I had to block almost up to the 1000 user limit, but I’ve met three people off there. Would be even easier if I wanted a threesome with a reddit married couple (I’m good!!!)

But I don’t use it for anything else lmao

Viruses can go thru pants, for sure.

Yea they do spread by farts. I’m saying I’m not as sure about bacteria.

Do you need a link?

Why is that more far fetched than sneezes? It’s wet airborne biological matter you expel from your body.

Why do you think people’s natural reaction to farts is digust? Is that something people should be breathing in? Especially in an enclosed environment with such bad ventilation you have to inhale ass exhalations?

I know viruses spread very well. Covid for instance

People get viruses like RSV + spread so much and they don’t even know

Wearing my comfy lil shorts 😩 I got a big ass and u kno

It’s actually a very easy way to get other people sick, unfortunately.

I wasn’t aware I got to draw a line

Mullvad’s website has this nice widget that checks if your ip address can be found by dns too. Good for busting competitors

To be fair you should be afraid of small planes

And people are afraid of airplanes