I cannot find anything about this. Do you have a reliable source for this claim?

Did you just watch the same Ryan George sketch as me?

Yes, those work :-) giving money to MS was more of a joke.

Most database engines support stored procedures. You don’t need to give money to oracle, you can give it to Microsoft instead.

I would expect debris to hit the moon a few hours later. I wonder if you’d run out of oxygen first, or get see rocks falling all around you, and possibly hitting you.