I handed my girlfriend a hair tie once while at my parents house. Good times were had.

Paramount Plus is the worst streaming service with the second best content

This ain’t no funeral

Lol but really fuck this speech

I’m still recovering from the relief that he lost 2020

My CrossFit addiction

Probably have games that watch your eye movements and track biological changes your body feels when you want to pick something. Maybe

Honestly why the heck did movies in the '80s do nothing but make me absolutely slasher film level terrified of going to high school?

Oh yeah for sure. Zelda 1, the 7th dungeon, took me 10 years. It was a block pushing room, but all the other block pushing rooms were obvious. This was a unique pattern. Old man your advice sucks.

Yo what? Does no one here remember the origami tv show? It might have been PBS and only 10\15 minutes long but it was real. It started out with them always fanning it a stack of origami paper by rubbing their fist on it and then squaring it out again. I don’t think they spoke. Early 90s, let me go find a link.

Int score 18 Wis score 16ish Cha score 8 Motivation score 3 Addiction resistance 2

I’ve been known to be smart since I was 7 or so. It’s awful, because my parents assumed that since I could do math I wouldn’t have any mental health problems. D&D is nice because it demonstrates there is more to the brain than a single spectrum, but even that falls short.

Catholic guilt. My parents were atheists when they had me, but still instilled guilt in me so hard it hurts to this day.

What exactly do you mean by that? Like, he could have indeed been a well meaning mage just trying to live under templar thumbs? Instead of also being exactly the smoking gun?

K obvs

Had this pic had people ass covering the right side of it this whole time?

Everyone else is boring af - syndrome

Juice Pater lives

His name was Stan and it was documented in the movie Volcano

This filter makes for the worst combination at the magic the gathering subr. With the kind of people who get over competitive and complicated about low ELO magic, finding the ones who want to be internet police really leaves the dreggs in charge.

Not in Mass Effect!