Guamer [she/her]@hexbear.nettoThe Onion@midwest.social•I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More AboutEnglish
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14 days agoWas worried that the actual Onion had posted Liberalism, but thankfully it’s some knockoff
On a long enough timeframe, even the strongest-willed will want to die eventually