But my third job is to be recorded sleeping, and I’m about to get fired!

This was posted on !weedtime@lemmy.world and I had to steal it. Maybe it will come in handy for your meme piracy.

The landlord: and I took that personally

The rent: goes even higher for bullshit reasons

See also: man gets shot, how could he do this.meme

Wait until they go broke buying trump bibles only to bemoan the lack of social welfare and health programs they continually try to kill.

Have they tried simply killing it with fire?

Is this an attempt at humor or a warning sign for a mental illness?

Also the murder hornets.

It’s been brought up before but it’s worth remembering -

Depending on waybackmachine is fine for now, but a single point of failure to lose everything isn’t much better than no backup at all. Always back up locally, to multiple mediums, and use your remote backups as a last resort.