Your mother is kind of hot, so…

Have I been a vampire this whole time?

It’s all call center spam. People speaking Chinese or Hindi in the background

Then closed them.

Not to mention their donors

It’s still a horrible precedent. Don’t feed the trolls.

No tay-toe, just po’

Also “Suburban Dad” works

Unions need to grow and start flexing power.

The restaurant was directly responsible for the woman’s death. The husband went after Disney because it was in Disney Springs and the website said the restaurant worked with allergies. It’s more the ghoulish lawyers

Everything bad you expect is going to happen.

I liked TPM, except for the scenes with Anakin. I just hated how he was written, and the acting didn’t help. Huuuuuuge crush on Natalie Portman though

Went to Disney recently and had a lot of time to wait in line. I found a ton of old tech recycled into decorations in their Star Wars area. I got to explain circuits, hard disks, and old connectors to my kids.

As much as I love Final Fantasy (I have all the originals on Steam, even the PC ports of 7 & 8), Harry Potter would be for my kid. She loves that universe

Is that a dwarf in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Was he the one who was raped by his own daughters?

What kinda cola meow?

But now he’s The Flamemaster

Some dog breeds need to end.