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Clean your room and your nasty ass!

Not a financial pro just advise-

If your job offers a 401 or anything with matching funds - do that. It’s money you won’t miss and what money the company matches is free money.

Start a safety cushion. This should be about 3-6 months of income to fall back on or you van tap into in case of life’s Iittle mishaps. Car repairs, medical, house repairs, family emergency, job loss ect.

CD - cash deposit rates are actually worth investing right now. Over 5% returns and they are guarenteed funds. The more the government jacks up rates, the higher % CDs will be offered. They pay out a flat % over X amount of time. 3 months, 6 months, 12, 18. I wouldn’t go more than 18 months as rates can can change. Most you should be alble to withdrawl the money in case of emergency. They usually pay part interest evey month so you’ll still have the money in case you need to, but the amount you get will be the time invested so you wont get the full 5% for example if you pull out 6 months into a 12 month CD. You’ll only gain 2.5%.

Some of them require higher starting balances than others, but most are pretty easy to get into. Take part of that cushion and make it work for you. Savings accounts offer jack squat. Not very aggressive but better than the stock market casino where even good companies are getting taken for a ride. The market right now is very broken.

If you can, save for some gold, silver, platinum to diversify. The US is going to experience some wild inflation due to it’s continued war mongering and isolation of the world and it’s resources. I don’t think the world is going to forgive us for the whole Palestine / Ukraine thing. Look at the price of gold back in 2000 before 9/11 - $200 / ounce. It’s now around $2,000 an ounce. It’s a known hedge against inflation. I wish I did that earlier. Unless we get really into space mining and reach the Golden Nugget asteroid, they should continue to be a hedge. Learn about SPOT price and PREMIUMS over spot prices. If you have funds backed by physical assets there might be storage fees or maintenance fees associated eith them. Take a look at ONE GOLD and APMEX or JM BULLION.. There are others but these are some of the larger more trusted orgs for example. There are many ways to get access to these commodities.

Shop around for a good financial adviser professional tell them about your current situation and retirement goals. Be careful of higher fees. There are annual fees for these funds and percentage takes when you do withdrawl in retirement. But they can help get in diverse and larger funds and ask about Roth IRA’s. (tax free withdrawls since you already paid taxes on the funds) There are usually minimums associated with certain funds.

Don’t count on or put all your eggs in one basket. You’re going to want to spread RISK so in case a market or sector crash or some other thing happens that royally fucks something up you won’t lose all your assets in one blow.

HA HA! Should have stuck with Steam!

Office Space time

TUSSIN TUSSIN TUSSIN TUSSIN TUSSIN TUS TUS TUSSIN

I ain’t 'fraid of no sleep. I ain’t 'fraid of no bed.

Get better soon comrade

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I can feel it allright

Big red white and blue flag shoved up their ass every day.

Republicans offer nothing but culture war shit. They absolutely know Democrats are to the right of . But they are playing the anti China part of the 3rd Red Scare while Dems play the anti Russia part and both are partaking in the [2nd Lavender]( scare (active / passive).

They are exploiting American ignorance and stroking historical previous Red Scare / Cold War indoctrination for the over 50s crowd.

The Red Scares were never about Crapitalism vs Cummunism. It was about different nations clashing over the world’s resources, but that would never fly in the public mind spoken out loud. That was all a front, but it gave cover for the disgusting domestic and foriegn policies such as The Jakarta Method, Vietnam War, Hollywood Blacklisting, Hayes Code, demonizing queer people in public life, and McCarthyism.

So they paint the opposition as ooga booga scary Mao CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY COMMIE COMMIE COMMIE! WHERE’S MY AUKUS MONEY JOE?!

They know the actual left knows they’re full of shit and that’s the real part of these political hacks - they study and know very much every aspect of the actual target of theri demonization of things, but they hold the American public with such calous contempt they will willingly lie to manufacture consent for their major bribers. They know exactly who they are harming, why they are harming, and they just do not care because minorities aren’t majorities and caculated collateral damage. Plus if you can toss around commie or Marxist or Maoist to anything you don’t like, it further brainwashes the ignorant masses to automatically put their brains down and choose you aginst the hedons as god’s chosen warrior!

They know the public is largely ignorsnt about matters that don’t concern them and they exploit it to the hilt.

One of the major things left drawing in views. Get rekt

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Never going to give you up

GOD DAMMIT GARY this is the 12th time today!

Isn’t Real steams a good ham.

I’m sorry you feel that way.

Feel bad for those who are forced to use these “eggs in one basket” charletons of security. Waaa waa billions of passwords alone aren’t safe. Everyone to to the handful of cloud providers.