I’ll allow it.

I laughed so hard at this that a demon pissed on my pants too.

I tighten both screws. With an impact driver. And a dab of LocTite for good measure.

MacBook Air club represent!

Don’t let anybody tell you you’re not humpable, because you’re bumpable, I hope this doesn’t make you feel uncomfortable.

You’re not wrong, Walter…

There’s also the email that could’ve been a “man-up and make this inconsequential decision by yourself, Dave”

It’s enjoyable if you watch it in the context of it’s time. You can’t compare it to the Villeneuve version.

Matt Keeslar. He played Feyd in the 2000 miniseries.

And I’m gonna giggle like a little girl when it happens.

I love i3wm. Incredibly lightweight and minimalistic.

When you get this to work, hit me up for some venture capital.

I know how it feels man. Every time I try to sell bootleg DVDs from the trunk of my car, the cops shut me down. Big copyright is just killing the free market, I say.

Gibberish? That’s poetry. I sang it to Billy Joel’s ‘We Didn’t Start the Fire’

The Craft. I’m pretty sure Fairuza Balk is responsible for awakening my goth fetish.

Hello fellow Dvorak user.

I used a Mac SE/30 running OS 7 quite a bit in the early 90’s. I remember it being incredibly reliable; in fact, I can’t even remember what a crash looked like on a Mac, whereas I can still picture the BSOD from Windows 3.1.

I don’t remember noticing much difference in snappiness or intuitiveness between Mac and Windows back then though. Both were pretty easy to learn, even for people with limited computer experience. Anything with a hard drive felt snappy at the time, because the previous generation of computers all ran on floppy disks which were slow as molasses.

How do I subscribe for more garlic facts?

In-person meetings too. My company used to fly people across the country for one-day meetings. In a shocking revelation, that turned out to be unnecessary when the pandemic forced most meetings to be virtual.