Hah! Exactly, what a twat!..come at me Putin!!!

You think he gives a shit about his soilders getting a little toasty?!

No its not. Why would i want to eat a piece of boring bread, when there is a combination of thats same bread, cheese, tomato, and what ever toppings i choose.

Saying “Crust is the beat part” is just dumb and blatantly non-sensical when you look at pizza as a whole.

Thanks for the explanation but ill just continue to believe that OP is just an awful person.

I feel like you’ve worked helpdesk at some point.

I use it only to get niche porn that can be a pain to find manually online.

Im pretty sure OP is just yanking our chain.

*…30-foot flame-throwing range, and Wi-Fi and Bluetooth"

Is that wifi6? 🤔

Oh wow, thanks for the heads up, im in the UK so not sure if things are different here but ill defo take your advice on that!

Yes however, I’m torn between either donating my organs or donating my body to science.

My thinking is I could maybe help save a couple of lives if my organs are in a decent enough state, although with my life style they probably wont be, or maybe my body could be used as a cadaver to train new doctors possibly saving a lot more lives.

Even if its not used for training doctors my thinking is that even a small amount learnt from the use of my body has got to help somewhere.

Maybe biological intelligence is just the bootloader for less squishy forms of life?

This might be one of my favourite sentences ever…

I thought maldon salt was a finishing salt, with the shape adding to the texture and flavour of the salt. Am i wrong?

Nah not true, ive done it on £200 shops, not perfectly but enough. Take the time to think about where your putting stuff as your putting things in your basket/trolley and its easy to move a few bags of crisps to get to the bottles for example.

I imagine it tastes like sweet sweet covid.

Please tell me hes called Manbat

Yeah i was hung over and tierd and my brain just wasnt working. You wont believe me but i actually used to be pretty good at maths in school, but that was a while ago now.😅

Ffs how did i not think about that!! Haha! Thanks!

Am i being stupid…how does 10 numbers ending in 9 end up ending in 0?

I know it works, ive added it up myself but it shouldn’t work should it?! Am i going crazy?!

Im sat on a turd

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