What?
Am I the only person who saw that dragon fight trailer or something?
The build up promised a cinematic confrontation of soldiers being thrown around and powerful siege engines to the backdrop of a ruined tower in some rolling hillside. Then it cut to a huge, grey, flat nowhere location where the player and two uninteresting specks of companion characters repeatedly hit it with christmas tree lights until it had a stoke and died.
A subscription to being alive
It’s greedy, short sighted cunts like this guy that are the reason we won’t either.
Bit you know, at least they made some more money, which is the important thing.
Maybe you are a career politician and need to wank off someone and vape without getting in the news about it.
Have aids wheel out a small futon into the front row and Jammy Dodger Vance won’t be able to keep his composure.
Guy I used to know was working on this opensource self-love assistant…
“your house will have been carpeted”
Oh, great, the hallway floors were looking a bit worn out
With AI we can automate the updating of sports team rosters and release a new EA Sports title every 3 hours.
You grow the Hadrons for the collider?
Meaty chunks suspended in a non Newtonian fluid.
You have to let it slowly leak from the can as it becomes a solid as you try to scoop it out.
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Bluetooth when I’m connecting to a speaker
Bluetooth staying connected to my car when I’m 3 streets away
Hurricanes are stored in the balls
Yeah, but those missiles in the ocean were THREATENING people who have MONEY. The Palestinian children don’t have any money.
So I’m sure you can see the conundrum here for world leaders
(/s. Just in case, hard to know these days)