Strip clubs have strippers, Goodwill has couches 🤦
Strip clubs have strippers, Goodwill has couches 🤦
Nah, but he always brings a stack of ones to the Goodwill.
This incentivizes the tenant to worsen any problems so the landlord has to pay.
I got to family bbq and I was like what, why does this even matter…. Yes. Nice job onion
So now you have to disconnect and reinstall speakers and radio systems in new cars, got it
Oh geez this thread is full of cynical amuricans
So glad my work has sick days too. Mental health is a good enough reason to use one and you don’t even need to use a reason. I do my best to show up for important things but I am so thankful I can call in sick or use a vacation day any time I want for the most part….
In the future, armed with burning pencil writing fingers, books will be scanned and photographed, page by page. Before they are read.
Yea but can you play doom during the wash cycle
I don’t even set a timer for my washer or dryer although the washer I think can. Be hacked it’s way too electronic
Can’t you just set a timer on your phone for 30 minutes
Our European friends are going to need you to convert that to kilometers.
Starting to speak in tongues, give thanks unto Jesus my brethren
Hallelujah Jesus name
Amen brothuh
The matrix is real!
Oh perhaps I misspoke. I guess maybe he prefers virgin wool. He keeps getting older, but the upholstery stays the same age.
I’m sorry, I will recline from commenting further. I’m a lazy boy for attempting such low brow humor.