I’m an archaeologist.

Back in the 1700s this wasn’t really a thing. Although there were folk, usually educated people like vicars and wealthy land owners, who called themselves ‘antiquarians’.

This mostly involved them employing the local unemployed to hack away at old burial mounds/tombs looking for treasure. Buggering up the archaeology for us future scientists in the process!

Gimli: [from the corner] That only counts as one!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJqE_1rWNz0

Sound of a bobcat being waterboarded

Choosing the right name is SO important.

Only if you use an iron

rustle squelch

Like an angry bobcat being waterboarded

Mental image horror

Crate and Barrel

I went for thought-provoking this time around.