Those poor victimized pixels…

Hopefully AI will help aid social skills at some point.

Thank God you made this comment. I thought I was alone.

I use it for porn too. But I joined a site that makes it very easy to do. Super fun, but the initial rush has worn off. Still pretty rewarding, tho.

I got to disagree with the “learn the language and customs” thing. I live (also born and raised) in one of the most culturally diverse cities in America: Germantown, Maryland. I couldn’t be prouder, and I also couldn’t care less if you don’t speak English.

Be yourself. You are welcome here.

True in my case, but there’s a good reason. We started dating in HS. She has a late growth spurt, and her boobs got huge. She really filled out everywhere. And considering she was an ex athlete, she really was something to behold.

I remember being at work, and seeing a bombshell walking across the parking lot. I was in awe. And then I realized it was her. I knew it was doomed from that point on. She was constantly getting hit on by everyone by that point.

My girlfriend even went to metal shows with me. She crawled through GWARs worm once. I was so close with the band Lamb of God. This was the years 2000/2001, so they weren’t popular yet. Apparently John Campbell would talk about her tits behind my back.

I even had several people say I looked like shaggy. And over twenty years later, I go to the grocery store wearing brown sweatpants and a green shirt. That was today.

Matrix confirmed.

Ha, joke’s on you. My back only hurts after sex.

Been rocking stainless for about 15 years. No issues. I have no prob searing pork chops without any sticking.

There’s no way to get all the panels to match up.

My father has dementia. At some point it becomes less about making the best of what’s left, and instead finding all of the poop footprints he tracked around the entire house after stepping in his own shit.

I call that: “I’m not coming in today.” That’s all you need to do.

Sorry I’m late to the party, but you definitely smell a corpse after 4 days. I used to bag and tag bodies for a while. Just breathe through your mouth.

To all of you AI haters out there, stay away from the two minute papers yt channel. You’ll get very sad at the actual state of AI.

Golfinger. I watched it for the first time couple years ago. I couldn’t believe the misogyny. It was disturbing.

Cloud to butt

I’ve been using it for such a long time. It’s only on my PC. I don’t use my PC for much anymore, so when I see the word “butt” when it should say “cloud,” I get a little chuckle.

Well, I get paid 25¢ to eat bananas, so I win.

Nothing yet, unfortunately. I’ve been in trouble so many times. I never learn.

I’m almost afraid to type this, but I think it’s gonna take a serious incident to change me.

I’m not violent, I’m not a thief, I’m not a pervert. I refuse to hurt, or put anyone at risk of being hurt. I just make dumb decisions that affect me.

Because, dumbass.

I was at a bar in 2012 when McKayla Maroney botched her vault. I yelled “You suck!”

The thing is my friend worked there, and it was this restaurant on Capitol Hill in DC. I’m a metalhead, and I look the part. So, I stuck out like a sore thumb.

I definitely was the guy in this picture to everyone that day.

This did not happen.

Old Man Thunder by Ween

I’m actually surprised no one has mentioned it yet.