Fisherman’s Horizon - FFVIII

There are many wonderful renditions to choose from.

Sadly, yes. A vast amount of EMTs are volunteers. Sure, they are trained and certified but due to essential services, mostly medical ones, not working inside capitalism without ducking things up royally, some municipalities with have paid medics and volly EMTs. That’s why you hear a lot of, oh, you’re the “ambulance driver”. So a number of these folks are in it for their own interests, weither because they are in medical school or are adrenaline jockies. The blend of those two tends to breed Wackers.

In Emergency Medical Services (EMS) we have a name for them. “Wackers” or “Buffs” both being masturbatory references.

You mean, Richard Cranium.

That’s 5% of the .06%. So over 38mil vaxed. 23,002 had any reaction. 1,150 had any major complications.

I believe this is “Say Cheese and Die”

The Cat: So, what is it?

Kryten: I’ve never seen one before - no one has - but I’m guessing it’s a white hole.

Rimmer: A white hole?

Kryten: Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. A black hole sucks time and matter out of the Universe; a white hole returns it.

Lister: So, that thing’s spewing time…

Lister: [donning his fur-lined hat] … back into the Universe?

Kryten: Precisely. That’s why we’re experiencing these curious time phenomena on board.

The Cat: So, what is it?

Kryten: I’ve never seen one before - no one has - but I’m guessing it’s a white hole.

Rimmer: A white hole?

Kryten: Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. A black hole sucks time and matter out of the Universe; a white hole returns it.

Lister: [minus the hat] So, that thing’s spewing time…

Lister: [donning his fur-lined hat, again] … back into the Universe?

Kryten: Precisely. That’s why we’re experiencing these curious time phenomena on board.

Lister: What time phenomena?

Kryten: Like just then, when time repeated itself.

The Cat: So, what is it?

[Kryten, Rimmer, and Lister stare at Cat]

The Cat: Only joking.

-Red Dwarf