…is that the “Dark MAGA” bullshit he’s throwing out there?

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I mean in his defense… This is an onion article after all. It’s only mostly believable.

I’m too seen here. Time to hide.

Yea hey xitter my xitter now

Pay to be free like me on xitter now

Speech is only money on xitter now

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Take it in the the xitter now xitter now

FR

My sites look great in comparison!

Potatoes and hamburger gravy, yep that’s a thing

“Redditors vent and complain”

News at 11.

An open - source, decentralized job board? Yeah, hopefully someone does that, I’m sure it would serve a great need.

That actually makes a ton of sense. We fucking paid for it after all.

It reminds me of dis man doe.

Well if you happen to remake Mail Order Monsters, I’ll buy it!

Them’s freedumb younuts to the laikes a you…

Don’t worry, every month we pay $1k for the pleasure of paying retail price on prescriptions until we hit our deductible. Only 9k to go!

I’m not religious in any sense of the word, but if Jesus Christ is telling me to go to the casino, we’re going to the fucking casino!

Loaves and fishes bitches!

What, are you my 7 year old?

They do this often at the Culver’s near me. It’s a fundraiser for school / extracurricular activities. The group works for a few hours and Culver’s donates the receipts for that time.

It’s better than having them go door to door selling wreaths and shit.

Username checks out.

This makes me deeply uncomfortable.

I don’t know, I hear they have great cinema.