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Hay is for hoses, straw is for turtles

Lemmyors

Ok, but why do I smell hippos??

My brain

Maga

So I do still swear and curse…

But now I do it literally.

Texas is a pretty terrible place. And it’s huge. Have fun.

Nobody had a faster robot?

This vampire joke doesn’t suck as much as usual

Same, tbh

If the cameras are all right next to each other it’s fine. Otherwise, their eyes get all wonky and I really don’t like it, it kind of makes me uncomfortable

How To Survive A Desert Island: The Audio Book

I never report any of the dead bodies I find, I really hate paperwork

US with new technology:

To help fight human trafficking? No

To help find abducted children? No

To catch “illegal” brown kids trying to go to school? Hell yeah!

It’s buttholes all the way down

Yeah… that’s fair actually, it really is pretty hard to ‘fake casting couch’ your relatives

What a game

Jeremy