Mostly Lemmy, but still appending reddit to my Google searches. Just started with Bluesky, seems promising.

If you’re ever a victim of these crimes, make sure to dial 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3.

We’re living in the strangest timeline.

Spending hours with a bunch of ladies and possibly touching them in intimate locations.

vs

Spending hours with a bunch of guys and possibly touching them in intimate locations. Then showing with them.

Yeah, dance is way gayer.

Suddenly Seymour.

37 times? In a row?

To me, a baby is often a poop butt because of the diaper. Teenagers are often shit asses because they’re rebelling.

I assume they take it to another toilet or a compost pile. Maybe they need a fecal transplant and don’t have health insurance.

As someone from Maine, I wish articles would specify Oregon in their titles when mentioning Portland. I mean it was named after ours.

A droll factoid.

A Thanksgiving duck!

Poop, pee, and in a pinch: hand washing and hydration.

Yes Babe, I am real man

Only if it’s made with Fight Milk.

Astroglide is perfect for this situation. It even has “glide” in the name!

Lemmyvores?

I think it should be legal and regulated. It’s a service that people want and others are willing to fill. We just need laws to protect all parties, particularly the workers.

“Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn’t selling fucking legal?” -George Carlin

Thank Mr Skeltal

I decided to think outside the box.

NeNe La Yasso