He left a hole in her heart

Thanks very much, I can’t believe I didn’t think of this - I think I was just so frazzled by the alarms blaring my brain couldn’t think properly. I’ll be lifting up the floor for a look tomorrow!

Thanks very much, looks like tomorrow will herald my inauguration into carpet lifting!

So Linux has been dominating the server space since before it existed? Cool!

There is a wrong way to be right about something, and this comment is a great example of that.

Um, no you don’t. I mean you can do it that way if you want I suppose, but you can just use the good ol’ decline button too (repeatedly, on various screens, with your network cable unplugged. Fuck Windows)

it won’t install the OS without making you create a Microsoft account

I’m not pro-Windows by any means, but this simply isn’t true.

TL;DR wooooooosh

Mind. Blown.

Never let facts get in the way of a good joke.

The whalers are a bit annoying though

One of them got mad because I cursed, we really have been overrun by highschoolers.

Oh, it was supposed to be a joke. I see.

Ohhhhhh someone cursed! Call the police!!

Maybe the kids will all fuck off soon? Maybe?

YouTube ad revenue is a pittance. If you want to actually support creators, send them money directly.

And yet you just keep going!

Stay in your English classes, kiddo.

elemental particles in our body (electrons, quarks, …)

I don’t think you know what either elements or particles are…

That was an incredibly long “no”.

The OP’s screenshots would suggest otherwise.

(You’ve gotta feel sorry for the “challenging” mail server this guy administers, yeeesh)