My questions are conditional, so if 1 is no, no more questions, and so on.

1. Wanna fuck?
2. Round 2?
3. Round 3?

This is my personal fav of the answers so far (though you guys already have a sense of my taste lol)

I genuinely don’t care for domestic animals. They’re fundamentally property and beneath humanity to me. I think we should care about animal welfare for environmental reasons and as a stewardship for any non-person entity.

I think most people buying a lottery ticket know that it’s a loss on average. I think people buy it for the experience and the dreams that it represents. From that perspective, I don’t think that it’s a scam for most people but rather just buying a slice of fantasy

LOVE the Hopeless Romantic Society recently. Jahad has truly perfected the “man on the street” formula, gives grace to the interviewee, and has a punchy, hilarious editing style.

Sometimes, hypothetically, you post cringe. It’s ok, I post cringe sometimes too

I was experimenting with clothing combinations and feeling myself. I walked into work and my friend eyed me up and down and said “I’m not gonna say anything.” That shady cunt!

Eventually I got him to give me constructive feedback lmaooo

Water gun. Watering can, even

Why can’t people stop being pedants and just answer in the spirit of OP’s question 😭

Anyway, I’d pick bubble tea I think. There’s a lot of variety and mileage I can get.

Popheads circle jerk, where it’s just my soapbox of shitty memes! 😍

How extensive are the varieties? I’m a big fan of lots of cheeses and I’m trying to have less animal products, but I’m only human

Dude you can talk shit about the Chinese govt without being racist