I don’t need a ho

I’ll happily knead that dough

I’ll let her put it in the oven

Before we get to lovin’

Not all of the guys.

I don’t care about tiddy size.

I just want a goth girlfriend who makes pies.

Ah, I didn’t realise that. But I mostly use my Steamdeck docked for gaming on my TV so personally haven’t bothered looking into a screen upgrade.

You can also upgrade the storage and screen if you want.

That is a damn good point well made

It’s the perfect crime, I’ll be unable to post about it on Lemmy.

Why, just use the handy Microsoft Copilot to summarise the terms. I’m totally sure it won’t miss out anything important.

My first thought too.

I saw this video recently of an extra final verse to the theme tune, blew my mind https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8bpg4C9VDw

BlameSociety do great stuff.

But another Youtuber with consistent output I like who seems not that well known is Georg Rockall-Schmidt.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCG5h8yHSUS4n7zPnh0dG0SA

Reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B6sJwDkR60

Speaking of which, what about leftovers from butchers and fishmongers?

Probably a good, cheap way to go if you can find a butcher or fishmonger that’s willing to sell it to you.

But I prefer the convenience of getting it delievered as I do with most stuff.

Economically no. I live in the UK and use Bella and Duke. Not sure if they trade in any other countries. I gave them my cat’s weight and for £43.80 they send me just enough food to feed him for a month.

That’s a bit pricey compared to supermarket cat food but frankly I can afford it and it’s worth it for the health benefits as well as the convenience. Also I can’t think of a company I’ve ever had better customer service from. They called me the day after I received my first box and asked if I had any issues.

From what I’ve read it can help delay the kidney problems that inevitably come with age. Like I say I’ve noticed an improved coat but more importantly he doesn’t vomit anymore which he used to occasionally and he has firmer, less frequent, better smelling turds.

I’ve noticed that after switching my cat to raw food his fur is a lot smoother.

Yea, like Recall. It’s coming. They’ll just do it silently without any backlash because people will be talking about the new pile of shit Microsoft is doing and also arguing like “no, they cancelled that, here’s the link” to an article from 6 months ago.

All well and good for you yankee doodles. Still illegal here in the UK.

I had to quit when I started a job that tests.

Seriously? Supermarket workers get drug tested? What possible problem could using drugs in your off hours cause there?

When a female friend of mine used to come over she would often leave the bathroom door open and the toilet seat down with the lid up. I didn’t like that because my cat used to drink toilet water. Also, when you flush, particles of what you’re flushing go everywhere. The lid minimises this. They proved it on Mythbusters https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFzgNSO6t6c

So I understand the feeling of someone not leaving the toilet how they found it when they use it in your home after being asked to stop it.

But mine was for reasons I’ve just explained.

You’re facing the toilet when you walk up to it. Surely you can see what state the seat is and change it accordingly? Can someone please explain to me why the toilet seat being up or the lid being down is stereotypically such a problem for women?

🎵Wild squirrels… nearly bit off my dick🎵

Linux users be like:

I was almost at work when I sharted.

Thought, well, “oh shit” lol. But I was like “OK, get to work, immediately to toilet and alls good.”

My desks in a corner and none of my team were in that day. Can’t get rid of the smell totally but it won’t be terrible and I’d be well away from everyone else.

Then I have to go upstairs and spend the day in the very small secure room. Obviously the super cute girl I have a crush on is also working in there that day.