Cave Johnson here. I had a couple of the boys in the lab distill a few volunteers into a pure spirit one time. In a blind taste test, our visionless visionaries described it as having a “hint of cherry, sensations of memories long forgotten, and an impending feeling of eternal damnation and suffering.” Quite the jokers they were. A real shame that they spontaneously combusted and melted into a viscous goo shortly after.
you gotta love the conditional “pure of spirit”. Not pure of spirit? Oops sorry then you melt.
Cave Johnson here. I had a couple of the boys in the lab distill a few volunteers into a pure spirit one time. In a blind taste test, our visionless visionaries described it as having a “hint of cherry, sensations of memories long forgotten, and an impending feeling of eternal damnation and suffering.” Quite the jokers they were. A real shame that they spontaneously combusted and melted into a viscous goo shortly after.