cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16157729
Idaho bar celebrates “Heterosexual Awesomeness Month” with free beer for straight men
just a bunch straight christuan men touching their guns and reading the bible
Straight men in a bar getting increasingly plastered, doing country music karaoke about how their bitch wives left them, pontificating on the superiority of Western Civilization and historical Greek culture, staring into each others eyes lovingly while slapping one another’s nuts and shouting “No homo”, and then heading off to the bath house together to sober up.
This would be hilarious if it was a gay bar. Maybe the kind with the people walking around in assless chaps.
All chaps are assless
You mean the clothing or do you just know a ton of British guys with very flat asses?
How do you prove your sexuality to others?
The bartender sucks your dick and if you don’t cum then you get a free beer.
