Gork@lemm.ee to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 4 months agoIf a tunnel boring machine were installed facing downward in a cemetery, you wouldn't need to expand the cemeterymessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareIf a tunnel boring machine were installed facing downward in a cemetery, you wouldn't need to expand the cemeteryGork@lemm.ee to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square4fedilinkfile-text
Just have it drill downward, put some more dirt on the coffins, add another layer of coffins, and repeat!
minus-squareimmutable@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 months agoI think it’s a shame that when we figured out skyscrapers we didn’t start doing that with the dead. Catacombs in the sky reaching to the heavens. I’m gonna go pay my respects to grandma she’s in the towns bonescraper. Smash cut to a giant tower made of skeletons. Aliens come down to that kind of society, they’d want to party with us because that’s metal as fuck
minus-squareDaze@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoWhen I die please arrange my remains on the Bonescraper in the essence of a skeletal gargoyle ty
I think it’s a shame that when we figured out skyscrapers we didn’t start doing that with the dead. Catacombs in the sky reaching to the heavens.
I’m gonna go pay my respects to grandma she’s in the towns bonescraper. Smash cut to a giant tower made of skeletons.
Aliens come down to that kind of society, they’d want to party with us because that’s metal as fuck
When I die please arrange my remains on the Bonescraper in the essence of a skeletal gargoyle ty