Doctor of Computer Science
stringly-typed
"100%"
yeah that tracks.
Calls a static method on the OldMan class instead of the instance of oldMan that is actually dying.
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If only I’d been born %YEARS% later :'-(
str(float("100.0")) + "%"
WHY IS THE HEALTH INPUT PARAMETER A GODDAMN STRING???
Why are you passing ‘%’ inside said goddamn string?!?! Not to mention the static reference instead of the actual instance.
Shame on you
Because the meme wasn’t made by someone with a doctorate in CS or even a bachelor’s.
They use a look-up table with every value from 0% to 100%
Also putting
sudo
in front of what looks like Java code not shell.
sudo rm /heart/arteries/**/clot
You are not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
Goddamn, the joke gets worse the more I inspect each panel.
XKCD 149 but worse.