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In my headcanon he asked her out because he was finally sure it was going nowhere with Frodo.
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He had to go become a man for her. She would have married him anyways, even if he had been nothing but a fat potato farmer, but instead she’s now married to a complete badass who gets house visits from the king of Gondor and is richer than everyone in the shire combined. I bet you he looks her straight in the eyes when he fucks her now.
It would have cost you nothing to not type that last sentence.
Nasty, wicked hobbitses.
Absolute gold comment mate. Gave y’boi the respect he deserves.
Basically dating in your teens/early twenties.
Basically dating
in your teens and early twenties^source: old^
Dating old is the same as dating young except the person you’re dating is just as wrinkled and swollen as you are. Source: also old.
Yeah, fuck getting back into the dating game.
Most likely the main reason why we still have wars and armed conflicts everywhere … just a bunch of guys trying to impress that gal or guy in their life that they’re too afraid to ask … so they go invade Poland instead
Look, we’ve all been there
This made me laugh out loud.
I impress women by respecting their personal space and leaving them tf alone. I’ve never been in a relationship before but I’m sure if I keep leaving women alone and not bothering them it’ll pay off eventually.
And live together for a few years until she fucking dies
But Rose Cotton lived to the age of 98?
Pathetic by elven standards
That’s not really a fair comparison. Most things are pathetic by elven standards.
The main character needs motivation for the sequel to happen!
Looking at you Deadpool 2!
DP2 is self aware about it and I am hoping it pays off in either DP & Wolverine or the one after. .
sequel
I’d love to see how Sam goes full John Wick
Sam is a hobbit of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will
You just can’t compare travelling across the world being chased by all super power evil guys to carry your best friend up a volcano with ASKING A FRE***ING GIRL.
Are we now censoring freaking?
The alternative to fucking since fucking is censored???
Haven’t you heard? Freing is the new fuing. And ce***Ed is unallowed now too
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shout-out to Jesse my man
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