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minus-squareCrack0n7uesday@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·7 months agoUntil HP figures out how to brick it remotely when your credit card expires.
minus-squareRizzRustbolt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·7 months agoLiterally just a bunch of HP goons throwing bricks through windows.
minus-squarefruitycoder@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 months ago"Introducing HP brick protection program, for a low cost subscription of <whatever we feel like at the time> we will make sure you or your printer aren’t hit with bricks through windows*, you would want that happen would you? *only specialty HP branded bricks are covered"
Until HP figures out how to brick it remotely when your credit card expires.
Literally just a bunch of HP goons throwing bricks through windows.
"Introducing HP brick protection program, for a low cost subscription of <whatever we feel like at the time> we will make sure you or your printer aren’t hit with bricks through windows*, you would want that happen would you?
*only specialty HP branded bricks are covered"