• GrymEdm@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    A whole new breed of pressure-based sales. “TikTok analysis has identified 53 genes that are keeping you from looking your best. Our certified CRISPR-Techs are standing by to splice in the genetic codes that will give you the jawline and cheekbones that will get you followers. It’s like a photo filter for real life.”