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The Eye of Sauron would see the Brown Eye of Frodo.
Frodo does goatse.cx on Sauron.
For you young folks, here’s the Wikipedia
“sir, this is a Wendy’s” - Gandalf, after falling on hard times
Turns out, all @mizu6079@lemmy.world needed was the one ring.
Would Sauron just be distracted by random hobbit pellets plopping around the shire?
“Sir, we meant questions about the job.”
Only slightly related. What would happen if it’s used as a cock ring? I don’t take Mr Frodo as someone into buttsex, but what if it happened accidentally?
Asking for a friend
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