• Bleeping Lobster@lemmy.worldEnglish
    13·
    11 months ago

    Tell Sauron, he’s a GOD DAMNED WHORE!

    Lawyer: you do realise I can’t tell sauron anything, because he’s dead?

  • Neato@kbin.social
    8·
    11 months ago

    Did hobbits exist then? Even if they did, they aren’t the type of people to want a ring of power. At best it’d make their pumpkins grow huge and they’re feet extra hairy.

      • Neato@kbin.social
        9·
        11 months ago

        Tbf that was the One Ring and IT wanted to be found. The rings referenced above were not semi sentient like the One Ring was. They merely amplified the powers and desires of their races.

        Elven rings allowed them to preserve their forests and increased their isolationism. Dwarven rings increased their ability to acquire and desires for money. Human rings gave them increased powers to rule over men.