My kid was in first grade at the time. I got a note home about disciplinary action and was puzzled, as my kid is very mild-mannered and hates getting into trouble.

He was written up for: “banging on the bathroom door while kindergartener was inside and yelling ‘You can’t take all day in there, kid, some of us gotta go!!!’”

I nearly died laughing and then had a talk with my kid about how not to handle an urgent bathroom request.