slaps
My brain: Oh yeah!
You soiled the joke!
You’re the dirty one.
Can we clean it up a bit in here?
Idunno, I like the budding theme here
NOT ONE ORIGINAL EXPERIENCE
No it’s okay. Being relatable is better
Anytime stuff like this happens I try to reverse engineer the primal human benefit to the urge… but honestly I’m at a loss on this one
Some things just feel right. Like when I walk by the neighbour’s house who has all the sunflowers out front, I have to touch the center of the sunflowers. I have to!
Curiosity + Dopamine
I don’t think it’s actually a primal human urge but something that a few humans did and it spread through meme culture
Ah yes but have got considered that curiosity killed the cat?
dads everywhere agree: click those tongs and slap those bags
I knew a guy who forgot to click the tongs once. His grill caught on fire.
oh, the horror
Grab drill
BZZT BZZT
I feel so seem. Though with me is usually pet food. Also rugs in department stores.
it’s pumpkin season if you know what I’m sayin
Well I’ve got a candle
The bulk rice aisle in the grocery store.
YES. That too.
To me this is the only one. I only touch dirt with gloves and/or plain bar soap crammed under my nails.
DO IT. DO IT NOW.
Potting
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Why is this me? Haha
Slap it!
Everytime I see the word brain, I read it as Brian… I think my brains name is Brian!
Franzia: exists
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