🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 7 days agoAnon experiences German humorsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square120fedilinkarrow-up1753arrow-down17
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minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up27·7 days agoAn argon atom walks into a bar. The barman says: “We don’t serve your kind here. get out”. The argon atom doesn’t react.
minus-squareoptional@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up18·7 days agoA neutron walks into a bar and asks: “How much for a beer?” The barman says: “For you, no charge”.
minus-squareThelie@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up16·6 days agoOh hey the German version of this joke is also one that doesn’t translate! “A neutron walks into a bar. The bartender says: Sorry, only invited guests.” In German, “geladen” means both “invited” and “charged”.
minus-squareKlear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·6 days agoA neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender asks what it wants to drink. “Oh, nothing, I’m just passing through.”
minus-squareRivalarrival@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 days agoTwo drunks walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
minus-squareshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-25 days agoAn ion walks into a bar. “Barman, barman, I lost an electron here last night” “Are you sure?” “Yes, I’m positive!”
minus-squareQueen HawlSera@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 days agoOkay that’s actually really funny
An argon atom walks into a bar. The barman says: “We don’t serve your kind here. get out”. The argon atom doesn’t react.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks: “How much for a beer?” The barman says: “For you, no charge”.
Oh hey the German version of this joke is also one that doesn’t translate! “A neutron walks into a bar. The bartender says: Sorry, only invited guests.” In German, “geladen” means both “invited” and “charged”.
A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender asks what it wants to drink.
“Oh, nothing, I’m just passing through.”
Two drunks walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
An ion walks into a bar.
“Barman, barman, I lost an electron here last night”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes, I’m positive!”
Okay that’s actually really funny