• Dasus@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    it isn’t shit that protects the egg

    Lol I never claimed it is.

    But if there’s shit on the egg, it strongly implies they haven’t been washed and thus have an intact bloom.

    getting salmonella from a supermarket egg is like 1 in 20k or something like that.

    Not in Finland. That high percentages, that is.

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      19 hours ago

      My eggs have chickenshit on them and thats’ why they don’t need refrigeration like you do in the US.

      Oh, my mistake then.

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        19 hours ago

        Did you think In was suggesting the shit itself is somehow protective? I didn’t assume that people would assume that, my mistake.

        I thought the implication was obvious.

        implication

        noun

        the conclusion that can be drawn from something although it is not explicitly stated.

        Like if I said “I’ve had a very sensual weekend. Your mom says to say hi.” You could probably understand the implication and wouldn’t just think your mom has accidentally rang me up as a wrong number only to say hello to you, would you?

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          18 hours ago

          my eggs have chickenshit on and that’s why

          and that’s why

          that’s why

          Idk man, look at the words you write after you write them - don’t expect me to read between the lines of your incorrectly expressed thought.

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            45 minutes ago

            Yeah. The presence of shit shows they’re not washed.

            Unwashed eggs don’t need refrigeration.

            No-one else thought I was claiming shit has protective properties, so perhaps you should consider that you might be mistaken in who has expressed what incorrectly.

            It isn’t my fault that your literary skills aren’t as good as your chicken farming skills.

            Okay imagine you and a good friend often get to go cruising in your mom’s car when she’s not using it. One day you tell them, “Mom’s gonna be home all weekend, that’s why we can go to the party we didn’t have a ride to”.

            But huh. Wait a minute? How does your mom staying at home mean you suddenly get to go somewhere? Huh? Your friend would definitely be mighty confused and ask you to try expressing your thoughts more clearly, wouldn’t they? Right? Becsuse how on Earth would your mom sitting on a sofa mean your travel problem is gone? She’s sitting. Still. At home. How is it relevant?

            Edit autocorrect mistakes

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                43 minutes ago

                There’s no need to be ashamed just because you didn’t know something as simple as what an implication is.

                I’m sure you can figure out that “might be mistakenly in…” is obviously the phone’s autocorrect correcting an adjective to an adverb. Same with “would” to “wouldn’t.”

                You could’ve just avoided answering, but felt some sort of compulsion to, because you don’t like that I pointed out a mistake you made. It’s very understandable, I remember feeling the same occasionally as a teen.

                However it is a bit ironic that you would try to pretend that I’m the less literate one when you didn’t know what an implication is.

                You added good information to the thread, like the part I was referring to being called “the bloom”. Thanks fo4 that. But no-one thought I was saying eating shit is healthy, I’m sure.