• Agent641@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Secret service: “hello, bullet store? Yes, why are our bullets on back order?”

    Bullet store: “oh, sorry, the space people bought most of our stock.”

    SS: “The… what?”

    BS: “The space marine people. They travel in portals, fight aliens. Yeah they bought like 80% of our ammo”

    SS, voice shaking: “Sir please hold for a moment, Im going to have to fetch my supervisor…”