INDOOR PLUMBING

I live in an apartment complex. The thought of having to share an outhouse (more than 1 if lucky) with hundreds of strangers TERRIFIES ME. And/or use chamberpots. FUCK NO

A BLESSED ETERNAL AFTERLIFE OF BLISS FOR ALL HUMANS WHO CONTRIBUTED TO INDOOR PLUMBING SCIENCE 😩

fuck i haven’t fed my eyrie in like 14 years 💀

> be me
> going thorough extremely rough time in my life, just trying to keep it together day by day
> friend across town offers to have me over for the night so I can shower, do laundry, have a meal with him and catch up
> nocar.jpg
> waiting at bus stop
> random guy in an anime tshirt and fedora is staring at me, incrementally stepping closer
> pleasejustleavemealone.avi
> he suddenly lunges toward me while screaming something about energy weapons
> fuckthis.ogg
> begin sprinting for previous bus stop, maybe i can get on the back of the bus and he won’t notice me when he gets on
> fucking schizos

crispy eggplant semolina torta from Tortaria NYC

legit the best goddamn sandwich i’ve ever had

i could die happy

I’m actually surprised one didn’t exist yet

Endermen also my fave. Mainly for the nostalgia of them being released when I was a youngin still into Marble Hornets and various other Slenderman internet lore. I made a custom Slenderman reskin for them and my friends all used it on our lil server. good times :]

Yes, but ideally there should be regulation to prevent pimping, predation, trafficking, and STI spread. At the very least, decriminalization protects sex workers from fear of prosecution preventing them from seeking healthcare, legal help, etc.

Trafficking is heinous, but it also gets irreverantly thrown around as a whataboutism by people who are against it for personal instead of rational reasons.

The root of the problems with sex work, as always, is tying means of survival to productivity, which I am against both personally and rationally :P

When unloading the dishwasher’s silverware rack, just take the whole thing out and unceremoniously dump it out onto a towel on the counter. Makes a ruckus but beats taking flatware out one by one while bent over the dishwasher.

Also, pick up all of the same size fork or spoon, then hold them loosely while shaking your hands and they’ll naturally align into their proper nested position. Actually lots of identically shaped things will do this when gently shaken. I used to align nerf darts vertically in a bucket like this as a kid

as someone who sucks at driving and avoids it when at all possible this would be a dream come true

its what plants crave

https://memedocumentation.tumblr.com/post/128139356820/can-you-explain-the-sweaty-meme-like-its

https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/8rca1e/why_do_people_spell_the_word_sweetie_as_sweaty/

is meme

every squad got a

• Bootus
• Clarser
• Shamp
• Shrimp
• Fooly
• Chunus
• Aiden (left)
• Aiden (right)

I’m so disappointed because I had a tick on me recently and it was horrible

anyone writing a story set in the distant future please make NYT the dominant video game company lol

i mean nintendo did start out as a playing card manufacturer, nokia was originally a paper pulp mill, etc.

in terms of corporate expenses for legal penalties that’s barely a disinterested-grunt-from-parent-in-other-room, let alone a wrist slap

Taskmaster contestants: 👀

i loved my XZ2 Compact SO MUCH and then all the carriers in my country simultaneously dropped voice calling support for it. i’m still so salty

put your finger in the hole come bowl with me

Duck Duck Goose – cupcakKe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awGEv-ctCtg

and honestly the rest of the lyrics in this filthy masterpiece. 11/10

people still do that, and they take their kids along to teach them