• j4k3@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Little mouse got big ears.

    I’d like to give her the gom jabbar human test.

    Take her out to the desert to show her some spice.

    She can stay in my sietch, and ride my sand worm.

    Is… is that a thumper? No. But someone is summoning a worm.

    If she was an Honored Matre I’d call her Mother Commander.

    You know what the Bene Gesserit would say? She’s a breeder.

    Sea Child, let’s go for a swim.

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      3 months ago

      This whole post got effortlessly outmatched by a shitposter i saw calling the bene gesserit ‘the milf illuminati’